Poor Jugs!

Jessica Simpson reportedly got good and wasted the day John Meyer "went public" with that thing he's having with Jennifer Aniston.

Jess was said to be very upset about John - not Tony Romo, the guy who JUST dumped her.

Romo supposedly dumped Simpson because she never really got over Mayer.

A tore up Jess dived into a 4 hour drinking session last week at Mexicali Cocina Cantina in L.A. to numb the pain she was feeling. Joining her was BFF Cacee Cobb and Cobb's boy, Scrubs actor Donald Faison.

Simpson got so plastered that she had to call her mom, Tina, for a ride home. (Thankfully she didn't drink and drive).

Cobb was reportedly shitfaced too, so she couldn't motor Jessica home. Cacee was SO drunk that she barfed under the table they were at.

Classy!

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Yes, that really is Colin Farrell!

The Irish actor embraced his inner manorexic for his latest role.

Colin has dropped the pounds to play a war photographer in the movie Triage.

That doesn't look very healthy, though.

Be careful! Fool.

[Image via Mr. Paparazzi.]

PerezHilton.com first told you - way back in March - that Angelina Jolie was speminated with not one but TWO of Brad Pitt's babies.

Well, on Wednesday, the actress and humanitarian finally confirmed the happy news in an interview with the Today show at the Cannes Film Festival.

Double the Brangelina baby joy!

Congratulations to Angie & Brad and all the Jolie-Pitts!

This will be children #5 and #6 for the happy couple.

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Sad news for Jodie Foster.

As we mentioned almost two months ago, Jodie was being spotted out and about without her film producer girlfriend Cyndey Bernard.

Jodie recently spent Easter Sunday on the beach in Hawaii with her children and Cydney was nowhere to be found.

Now, reports are that the pair have split.

Bummer!

The couple have two kids together - Charles, who's nine, and six year-old Kit.

A source close to the couple is stating, "Jodie's break up with Cydney is shocking. She and Cydney have been together for so many years and have two children together - the potential fallout and legal wrangling from this could be monumental."

We hope it doesn't gets ugly!

Jodie and Cyndey have been together for over 15 years.

Wonder why the split?

Another woman??????

What do U think was the reason?

[Images via Celebrity Babylon.]

And yet another reality show in the works.

But…..this is probably something we'd watch!

Logo just announced a new competition reality show h1d RuPaul’s Drag Race.

The series will consist of six, one hour episodes and is expected to air early next year.

One lucky contestant will be able to compete for a spot on the series by signing up to the show's site, RuPaulsDragRace.com, with online votes determining the winner.

RuPaul will not only be the host, but will also be the contestants' mentor along with judge.

RuPaul = Tyra Banks???

Each contestant will be allowed to bring one stylist (or friend) with them to the competition to help them with their challenges.

No fair!

Contestants will compete for the h1 of top drag queen.

RuPaul jokes, “Tell Tyra that the Queen has returned, and while you’re at it have Heidi clear the runway. I’m going to pump some ‘realness’ into reality. To be a winner on this show the contestants need to be a fashion designer, an American Idol, and a top model all rolled up into one. And they definitely have to be smarter than a fifth grader.”

Nice job plugging all the major shows.

Will U watch the show?

You know there's going to be some major Divas fighting to be the center of attention.

Perez needs to make a cameo!

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The Mike Myers-fronted comedy flick Love Guru may be banned in India.

What'd he do????

Hindu groups in the country have reportedly requested that India's Central Board of Film Certification and the Ministry of Information and Broadcasting ban screenings of the picture in India.

About 80% of India's population are Hindu.

In March, U.S.-based Universal Society of Hinduism president Rajan Zed was one of the first to protest the film when he said it "appears to be lampooning Hinduism."

However, an official with India's Central Board of Film Certification says they have yet to receive a formal ban request from any of the country's Hindu groups.

Uhmmm….

Isn't a comedy supposed to lampoon????

Spotted: Diddy getting quite "cozy" with Cassie in Central Park on Sunday. The pair were photographed in a very friendly embrace.

Pete Doherty played his first post-prison gig in London on Tuesday night at the Kentish Town Forum.

His good friend Amy Winehouse was at the gig to show some 'support'!

Ahh, reunited…and it feels so good!

After the gig, Doperty and his crew headed to Amy's for some afterhours 'fun.'

Wonder where they got their party favors?

You know the popo are watching their regular drug dealers with eagle eyes!

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Those Olsens are maneaters!

They go through new dudes like Amy Winehouse does…

Well, it seems like Ashley Olsen has found a new guy.

The tiny twin was spotted out on what appaeared to many as a date.

Ashley was seen getting quite cozy Saturday night at Patsy's restaurant in New York with National Treasure actor, Justin Bartha.

Witnesses claim Justin was "very affectionate" towards her, touching her hair often and even opening the door for her when she left. The two were spotted holding hands and appeared to be on a date for about an hour.

If it doesn't work out with Ashley, Justin could always go on a date with a Hilton!

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Scarlett Johansson teams up yet again with Woody Allen for his latest film, co-starring Penelope Cruz.

And, the two vixens share some onscreen tongue swapping in the film!

CLICK HERE to check out the trailer for Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which premieres at the Cannes Film Festival.

The smooch happens around the 1:11 mark!